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Global Warming and Climate Control By: Jimmy James  |
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 The Global Warming drums are beating louder than ever. Despite the lack of any real evidence, both Republicans and Democrats are doing everything they can to incite fear in the American people to prepare them for the biggest war we have ever faced. It’s time to take on the climate.
But there is a big, big part of Global Warming that no one seems to be embracing. A friendlier, happier side of Global Warming that no one wants to consider, a silver lining in the great storm cloud in the sky.
If the Global Warming hypothesis is true (let’s for the sake of argument say that it is) it would be the biggest, best, most incredible discovery for the survival of the human race ever stumbled upon. How you may ask? How could this enemy of the human race actually be our teacher and provider? How could this malevolent destroyer of mankind actually be the savior of the human race, ensuring our existence till the end of time?
Consider the current hypothesis: as carbon levels in the atmosphere rise so the global climate rises. If that were true, it would give humans the ability to regulate global climate by regulating the amount of carbon in the atmosphere. We could in essence control the weather ensuring a constant and regulated global climate till the end of time. That’s pretty incredible.
So rather than Global Warming being an enemy, it would be the key to our survival. All we have to do is pick a carbon level most conducive to human life and bingo, sunny skies and smooth sailing. We could hold back ice ages and cool down hot periods, making the earth perfect for human life.
So the next time you’re faced with Global Warming rhetoric just respond by saying how excited you are about all Global Warming has to offer the human race. What a marvelous and wonderful discovery. Imagine a perfect climate forever. And all thanks to the science of Global Warming.
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